Link-making exercise - 2 x bad reviews of Black Juice

I thought I'd put up a couple of dud reviews of Black Juice in case anyone's having trouble finding them :) , also because it will give me just enough practice making links. Linking to all the good ones? Too exhausting.

This one is just lukewarm. I think she was coming down with the flu or something.

This one, I think there are language difficulties, or at least dictionary-consulting difficulties. Storytelling difficulties, never!

To see a swag of good ones (oh, all right, you may as well buy a copy while you're there), go to the Amazon page.