2 one-liners from Ellen Klages
Ellen: You're a cab.
OK, maybe you needed a bit more context for that one, but I forgot it.
Spruiker: Do you know we're offering $1 dollar beers and $3 margaritas in our upstairs bar?
Ellen: No, but if you hum the first few bars, maybe we'll remember it.
She was just warming up for her auctioneering today.